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Program: Photoshop CS4
Translatable: includes curves (I don't know how to translate to other programs, sorry)
Difficulty: Mediumish-hard
Steps: 6-8

Today I will be teaching you how to create your very own Animated .GIF of ANY SIZE. !WARNING: IMAGE HEAVY

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Kate: Ask Allison to talk about how she felt about the bra incident in Vancouver.
Allison Iraheta: Adam and I were singing "Slow Ride," and all of a sudden a bigass pink bra is thrown on the stage, and I picked it up with my foot and threw it to him and we had fun.

Adam Lambert: That was my favorite moment on tour so far. It cracked me up. And then wadded-up panties came onstage, and it looked a bit funky. I picked up the bra and flung it back out in the audience. But the panty, I just slid it around the stage with my foot. I didn't want to touch it.

"And then...the Glamerican Idol emerged amid thick swirls of dry-ice fog and overdriven cougar-fan hormones.

Stalking the stage in his reptilian blue leather Skingraft jacket that perfectly matched the cobalt streaks in his coif (surely not an accident--nothing about The Glambert's carefully crafted image is coincidental), the born performer let his freak-flag fly high, and I enthusiastically saluted. Sometimes he had to strategically tone down his fantastical freaky-deakiness while on American Idol in order to avoid weirding out more conservative viewers, but last night he obviously harbored no such concerns: I literally lost count of how many gratuitous crotch-grabs, vigorous pelvis thrusts, Chippendalean hip-gyrations, and suggestively phallic microphone-fondling moves he executed during his kickass kickoff number, "Whole Lotta Love," alone.

The guy just oozed pure sex out of every one of his thickly Max Factor-spackled pores. It made me glad that this year's Staples audience seemed a lot older than last year's (when the tween-friendly David Archuleta was the second-place co-headliner), because much of "Whole Lotta Love" was not suitable for underage viewing. This performance left me feeling sweaty and unclean (in a good way). May I suggest the Idols Tour merch booth start selling official Adam Lambert Freshening Moist Wipes? They'd certainly come in handy after "WLL."

Next, Adam did his best to further the noble cause of Muse Awareness with his majestic and stellar cover of that Brit band's "Starlight" (the only thing that could've improved that was if he rode onto the stage on the white unicorn from Muse's "Knights Of Cydonia" video), followed by his signature goosebump-inducing Donnie Darko tribute "Mad World," complete with the indigo mood lighting and fog that made his original TV performance of the song such a "moment." My head was close to exploding at this point, but when Allison returned to the stage to reprise her "Slow Ride" duet with Adam, the combined power of their superhumanly octave-straddling voices pretty much made what was left of my skull cave in. The merch booth ought to sell official Addison Helmets, too.

And finally, Adam finished with a Bowie medley (I NEVER thought I'd see the day that an Idol would head-explodingly perform "Life On Mars"!) during which he stripped off his Skingraft jacket to reveal a whole lot more of his own skin. Where were those moist-wipes when all the hot and bothered fans (of all persuasions) really needed them?"

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